Crazy Lovesick Fool |
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| Brak: | Say that I'm a silly so-and-so. | |
| Zorak: | So-and-so. | |
| Brak: | Tell me I'm not clever, cute, or cool. | |
| Zorak: | Cool. | |
| Brak: | Tromp on my big toe, darling, I still love you so, I'm just a crazy lovesick fool. I know that I embarrass you sometimes. |
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| Zorak: | All the time. | |
| Brak: | Like when I threw your Mom into the pool. | |
| Zorak: | Mom. | |
| Brak: | I yell a lot, and you can't understand a word I say, But, hey, I'm just a crazy lovesick fool. I remember the night we met, It was in the laundromat. |
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| Zorak: | You came in to wash your feet. She was eating a pile of meat. | |
| Brak(s): | And that, as they say, was that. Oh, At the moment I am indisposed, |
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| Zorak: | Indisposed. | |
| Brak(s): | But when and if someday I get set free, | |
| Zorak: | Free? Take me! | |
| Brak(s): | We'll find a little cottage with a swingset and a slide, And crazy lovesick fools we'll be! And crazy lovesick fools we'll be. | |
| Zorak: | (sigh) Somebody ... PLEASE kill me. |
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