Never Trust a Monkey |
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One time I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would just sit there with my mind a comlete blank while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper. At the end of the week the teacher said, "Class want you to write a paper using your notes." So I wrote a paper that said, "Hello my name is Bingo. I like to climb on things. Can I have a banana? Eek eek." I got an F. When I told my mom about it she said, "I told you never trust a monkey!" The end.
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