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When I was in School there was a kid named Edward who was the teacher's pet. The teacher used to let him grade papers; that's the kind of guy he was. One time a recess Edward kept telling me how stupid I was so I finally said, "Shut up!" and shot him with my squirt gun. Edward tattled to the teacher and I had to write on the blackboard 100 times, "I will not squirt the teacher's pet." That took me about two weeks. But it was worth it, 'cause if ever anybody deserved to get squirted it was Edward. The End.
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